It’s A Miracle!!!!

So last night I licked some crystals, took a supplement called “gleeberflobenroot” then I knelt down and prayed to an alien clam god while handing him all my worldy goods…

AND TODAY I WOKE UP COMPLETELY CURED OF ALL MENTAL ILLNESS!!!!

Happy April Fool’s Day.

P.S.
Fuck you, Scientology.

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